cadaverousgallant: I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
late night thoughts
I like you.. a lot. but we don’t really see each other. and I think you fell for someone else. I don’t want to let you go but I’m afraid that I’ll have to…. I also like you..but you don’t like me the same way. I’m stuck in this position that I didn’t want to get pulled into. but I’m satisfied as long as I see you and get to hold you at least...
tanakas: if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
borealisbon: Adding ‘men in tailored suits beating the shit out of each other’ to my list of fetishes.
saddumbgirl: idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
archangelgaybriel: mikerotone: cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you yeah the throne
fuckyeahitsalltimelow: [VIOLENTLY FLIPS TABLE OVER] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T LIKE ALL TIME LOW?
gingerbatch-addict: s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Eating right is definitely HARDER than exercising.
laurenwasplayingwithstickers: sansawiles: robinrealhood: welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper Why is there a dog in the middle? Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
sadmale: do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
kevinhastosaveherbabies: jensensations: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale WAIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU FREAK9ING KIDDDING ME
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
mrcraabs: i’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
fawnsp0ts: fawnsp0ts: I hate it when girls are like, MESSY HAIR, OMG. JUST WOKE UP, HEHE. When I wake up .. why does this have 20 notes, guys i was just making fun of a girl on my fb newsfeed.