yesterday, i was taking out the trash and i passed a couple kids playing with a scooter. 

one fell over and the smaller one was attempting to take it saying “if you dont get up, ill run away” and the other on just kept saying “im not getting up until you give me my scooter” 

so the smaller one responded “ill count to five, if you dont get up, im leaving.” and the other one says “give me my scooter first.”

the smaller one begins to count, and all the other one is saying how he should get his scooter back. 

the kid didnt even get to five ! he stops at three and begins to take off !

so the kid that fell is just saying “very funny, now come back.” the other one goes even faster !

about 10 seconds later the kid finally realizes that the small one is on the other block laughing so he stands up and says “COME BACK HERE OR ILL SIT ON YOU !!” then he starts chasing the kid.